It’s difficult to think of the ideal first words to say when you finally meet someone who makes you wag your tail, so why not practice beforehand? Even though you might not know much about them, there’s a good probability that your new love interest like dogs if you meet them at a dog bar (like the one at Lucky Dog Bark and Brew, wink wink). This implies that none of these paw-fect pickup lines for dog lovers can go wrong! For Valentine’s Day, you might even want to give some a try!
Best Dog Pick Up Lines
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and it’s just us, wagging tails.
- Excuse me, but I think the ball you threw just bounced into my heart.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a squirrel? Because you’ve got me chasing my tail.
- If you were a treat, you’d be a paw-some one!
- Do you believe in love at first sniff?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just the fire hydrant effect you have on me?
- Are you a tennis ball? Because I can’t resist chasing after you.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you made of dog treats? Because you’re irresistibly delicious.
- Are you a dog park? Because I dig spending time with you.
- Did you just wag your tail? Because you’ve got my heart beating faster.
- If I were a squirrel, would you chase me up a tree?
- Can I borrow your paw? I want to show my friends what I want for Christmas.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Do you believe in puppy love?
- Are you a dog whisperer? Because you just whispered “woof” to my heart.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Short Dog Pick Up Lines
- Are you a bone? Because I feel like burying myself with you.
- Wanna sniff butts? I mean, get to know each other.
- Are you a leash? Because I really want to hold on to you.
- You must be a fire hydrant because you’re making me feel thirsty.
- Do you have a treat? Because I’m hungry for your attention.
- Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
- If you were a stick, I’d fetch you anytime.
- You’re like a tennis ball; I just can’t resist chasing after you.
- Are you a frisbee? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
- Let’s play fetch! You throw your number, and I’ll fetch it.
- Are you a dog biscuit? Because I want to take a bite out of you.
- Can I sniff your hand? I promise I won’t bite.
- You’re so fetching; you make me want to roll over.
- If I were a squirrel, would you chase me up a tree?
- Can I lick your hand? I heard it’s good luck.
- You’re like a chew toy; I just can’t get enough of you.
- Are you a squirrel? Because you’ve got me going nuts.
- Let’s take a walk together, and maybe we’ll sniff out something special.
- You must be a guide dog because you’re leading me straight to love.
- If you were a fire hydrant, I’d mark you as mine.
- Can I have a belly rub? I mean, a hug.
- Are you a treat bag? Because I can’t stop drooling over you.
- Let’s go for a walk; I promise not to drag my feet.
- Are you a dog bed? Because I want to cuddle up with you.
- You’re like a good boy sticker; you make me feel proud.
Flirty Dog Pick Up Lines
- Hey there, are you a fetch? Because I can’t resist chasing after you.
- Do you have a treat? Because I’m hungry for your attention.
- If you were a bone, I’d bury myself with you.
- Can I be your tail? Because I want to wag beside you.
- Are you a leash? Because I really want to hold onto you.
- You must be a fire hydrant because you’re making me feel thirsty.
- Can you teach me how to roll over? Because you’ve got me head over paws for you.
- Are you a squirrel? Because you’ve got me going nuts.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a tennis ball? Because I can’t resist chasing after you.
- If I were a squirrel, would you chase me up a tree?
- Can I sniff your hand? I promise I won’t bite.
- You’re like a chew toy; I just can’t get enough of you.
- Are you a frisbee? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
- Let’s play fetch! You throw your number, and I’ll fetch it.
- Can I lick your hand? I heard it’s good luck.
- You’re so fetching; you make me want to roll over.
- If you were a stick, I’d fetch you anytime.
- Are you a treat bag? Because I can’t stop drooling over you.
- Let’s go for a walk; I promise not to drag my feet.
Funny Dog Pick Up Lines
- Are you a chew toy? Because I can’t stop chewing over the thought of you.
- Do you believe in love at first bark?
- Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you just sucked me in.
- Are you a mailman? Because you’ve got me barking up the wrong tree.
- If you were a treat, you’d be a woof-tastic one.
- Are you a flea? Because you’re itching to get under my fur.
- Are you a squirrel? Because you’ve got me going nuts!
- Are you a dog park? Because you’re making my tail wag like crazy.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a dog biscuit? Because you’ve got me drooling.
- If you were a tennis ball, I’d never let you out of my sight.
- Are you a fire hydrant? Because you’re making me feel thirsty.
- Can I sniff your tail? I mean, can I follow you home?
- Are you a flea collar? Because I’m itching to get closer to you.
- Are you a bone? Because you’re making me drool all over the place.
- Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me barking mad.
- Are you a groomer? Because you’ve got me feeling like a well-groomed pup.
- Are you a retriever? Because I’d love for you to fetch my heart.
- If you were a stick, I’d fetch you anytime.
- Are you a dog bed? Because I’d love to curl up with you.
Cute Dog Pick Up Lines
- Are you a puppy? Because you make my heart feel all warm and fuzzy.
- If you were a paw print, you’d be perfect.
- Are you a treat? Because you’re the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.
- Can I be your collar? Because I want to stay close to your heart.
- Are you a cuddle? Because I want to snuggle with you forever.
- Are you a wag? Because every time I see you, my tail can’t stop wagging.
- If you were a toy, I’d play with you all day.
- Can I be your chew toy? Because I want to be your favorite thing to play with.
- Are you a tail wag? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
- Can I be your best friend? Because I want to be by your side always.
- Are you a hug? Because I want to wrap my arms around you.
- If you were a ball, I’d never let you go.
- Are you a snuggle? Because I want to cuddle with you forever.
- Can I be your paw? Because I want to walk beside you every step of the way.
- Are you a belly rub? Because I want to make you feel happy and loved.
