Funny Pickup Lines

  1. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  2. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  5. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  6. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  8. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  9. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  10. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  11. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  12. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  13. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  14. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  15. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  16. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  17. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  18. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  19. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  20. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  21. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  22. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  23. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  24. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  25. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  26. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  27. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  28. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  29. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  30. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  31. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  32. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  33. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  34. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  35. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  36. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  37. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  38. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  39. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  40. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  41. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  42. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  43. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  44. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  45. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  46. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  47. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  48. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  49. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  50. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  51. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  52. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  53. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  54. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  55. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  56. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  57. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  58. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  59. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  60. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  61. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  62. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  63. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  64. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  65. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  66. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  67. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  68. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  69. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  70. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  71. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  72. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  73. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  74. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  75. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  76. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  77. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  78. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  79. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  80. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  81. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  82. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  83. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  84. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  85. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  86. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  87. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  88. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  89. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  90. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  91. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  92. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  93. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  94. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  95. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  96. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  97. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  98. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  99. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  100. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  101. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  102. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  103. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  104. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  105. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  106. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  107. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  108. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  109. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  110. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  111. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  112. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  113. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  114. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  115. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  116. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  117. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  118. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  119. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  120. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  121. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  122. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  123. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  124. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  125. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  126. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  127. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  128. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  129. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  130. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  131. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  132. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  133. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  134. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  135. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  136. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  137. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  138. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  139. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  140. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  141. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  142. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  143. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  144. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  145. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  146. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  147. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  148. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  149. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  150. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
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