NSFW Pick Up Lines

What is humorous, cheesy, and attempts to be aphrodisiac without actually being one? Someone have a rude pick-up line? We’re going to teach you how to be the best pick-up artist ever, so welcome to art school. Alright, I am kidding. These extremely funny and terrible pick-up lines are almost too wonderful to be true. To be honest, a few are really cheesy. But that’s exactly why we love them! This is not just a list of the sexiest pick-up lines ever—unless you want a quick meeting with HR—but it additionally includes a long list of things you should never say at work.

Naturally, most of these pick-up lines work best when directed at someone you already know and love.

However, why?

Because everyone has the right to laugh loudly to feel liked, and to be hit on. And why wouldn’t you, if you could simplify all of that into the perfect sentence to send or say to your partner to keep them from feeling like a shared space?

In fact, some people believe that in a relationship, you should use pickup lines even more boldly. Your darling already knows how funny or unfunny, uncomfortable or seamless, flirty or nice you are since you have already caught them. A rude plan for a first date might either confirm what they already know about you or make them laugh at your effort at something different.

These dirty pick-up lines are perfect for situations such as appearing to be on a first date, breaking the ice after a heated dispute, or trying to reconnect over Zoom or Skype when separated. These nasty zingers or dirty jokes are the ideal approach to get back into the groove of things when your mood is down.

See a few of our favorites down below. Why not challenge your partner to a pick-up game to see who can laugh the strongest? If you know them well, try sending them as a flirty SMS.

Best NSFW Pick Up Lines

1. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
2. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
4. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
6. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
8. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
9. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
10. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
11. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
12. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
13. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
14. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
15. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
16. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
17. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
18. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
19. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
20. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
21. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
23. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
24. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
25. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
26. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
27. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
28. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
29. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
30. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
31. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
32. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
33. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
34. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
35. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
36. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
37. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
38. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
39. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
40. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Short NSFW Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? ‘Cause whenever I see you, everything else disappears.
2. Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
3. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
5. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
6. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
7. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
8. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
9. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
10. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
11. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
12. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
13. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
14. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
15. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
16. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
17. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
18. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
19. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
20. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
21. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
22. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
23. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
24. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
25. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
26. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
27. Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.
28. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
29. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
30. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
31. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
32. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
33. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
34. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
35. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
36. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
37. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

Flirty NSFW Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
4. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
5. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
6. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
7. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
8. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
9. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
10. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
11. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
12. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
13. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
14. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
15. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
16. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
17. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
18. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
19. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
20. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
21. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
23. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
24. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
25. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
26. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
27. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
28. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
29. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
30. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Funny NSFW Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
2. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
3. Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.
4. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
5. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
6. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
7. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
8. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
9. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
10. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
11. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
12. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
13. Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your beauty.
14. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
15. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
16. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
17. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
18. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
19. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
20. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
21. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
22. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
23. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
24. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
25. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
26. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
27. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
28. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
29. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
30. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

Cute NSFW Pick Up Lines

1. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
2. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
3. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
4. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
5. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
8. If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.
9. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
10. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
11. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
12. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
13. Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
14. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
15. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
16. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
17. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
18. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
20. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.