Killer Pick Up Lines

If your gory makeup is on point and that you’re ready to discover the darker side of comedy this Halloween, our list of  Killer Pick Up Lines could be just what you need. As we continue, lets be quite clear: these words have been mixed with a good size of dark humor and are intended only for entertainment purposes, not for love purposes.

Have you been seduced in by the deadly creativity so far? Amazing! Put on your spine-tingling seat belts and go through our carefully prepared list of all pick-up lines involving serial killers that will make your Halloween activities just as hilarious as they are scary.

Best Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
8. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
10. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
11. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
12. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
13. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
14. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
15. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
16. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
17. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
18. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.
19. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
20. Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
21. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
22. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
23. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
24. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
25. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
26. Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
27. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
28. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
29. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
30. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
31. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
32. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
33. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
34. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
35. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
36. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
37. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
38. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
39. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
40. Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
41. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
42. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
43. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
44. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
45. Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
46. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
47. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
48. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
49. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
50. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Dirty Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te and I want to explore your elements.
2. Do you like sales? Because if you’re feeling anything like this dress, it’s 100% off at my place.
3. Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud and I want you in my bedroom.
4. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.
5. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you and I want to pay you.
7. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and all I see is you naked.
8. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine while we get dirty?
9. Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you, you’ll finish first.
10. Do you like seafood? Because I’m allergic to clothes and I bet you’d look great naked.
11. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
12. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you and then make a wish.
13. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that body.
14. Are you a pirate? Because I want to plunder your booty.
15. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want to roast marshmallows on you.
17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and let you see my good side?
18. Are you an angel? Because I think you just fell from heaven and landed in my lap.
19. Do you like bananas? Because I’ll be bananas if I don’t get a piece of you.
20. Are you a boxer? Because you just knocked me out with your looks.
21. Are you a drum? Because I want to bang you all night long.
22. Do you like rainbows? Because I can taste yours.
23. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you and I want to ride you all night.
24. Do you like McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it and I’m lovin’ you.
25. Are you a microwave? Because mmm… you melt my insides.
26. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just hurt myself falling for you, and I need some TLC.
27. Are you a spider? Because I want you to spin me around and make me scream.
28. Are you a dentist? Because I’m about to give you a thorough examination.
29. Do you like chocolate? Because I want to be the filling in your Oreo.
30. Are you a telephone? Because I want to dial you up and make some dirty calls.

Short Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Hey, are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
2. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!
3. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
4. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me!
5. Can I take your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
10. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
11. Excuse me, but I think the stars are shining a little brighter tonight because of you.
12. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
13. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
14. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
15. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
16. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
17. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.
18. Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
19. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
20. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
21. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
22. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
23. Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
24. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
25. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
26. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
27. Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud and I want you in my bedroom.
28. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.
29. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
30. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.

Funny Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
2. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
4. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
5. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
6. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
7. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
8. Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
9. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
10. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
11. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
12. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
13. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
14. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
15. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
16. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
17. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
18. Are you a red traffic light? Because you make my heart stop when I see you.
19. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
20. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
21. Are you a tornado? Because you blow me away.
22. Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
23. Are you a pirate? Because I’ve got a lot of booty for you to plunder.
24. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
25. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
26. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
27. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
28. Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.
29. Are you a Christmas tree? Because you light up my life.
30. Are you a fireworks display? Because you light up the sky.
31. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve got chemistry with me.
32. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got the power to make me smile.
33. Are you a raindrop? Because you’re falling for me.
34. Are you a ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
35. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
36. Are you a lawyer? Because you have a case… of being incredibly gorgeous.
37. Are you a polar bear? Because you’re breaking the ice between us.
38. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got my dough rising.
39. Are you a baker? Because I want a piece of your cake.
40. Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
41. Are you a ninja? Because you snuck into my heart.
42. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
43. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
44. Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
45. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me.
46. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
47. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
48. Are you a snowflake? Because you’ve fallen for me.
49. Are you an angel? Because you’ve fallen from heaven.
50. Are you an earthquake? Because you just shook my world.

Cute Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
3. Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
4. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
5. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
6. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
7. Are you an angel? Because I think you just fell from heaven and landed in my lap.
8. Are you a drummer? Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster.
9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
10. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
11. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
12. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
13. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
14. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
15. Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.

Naughty Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Do you like sales? Because if you’re feeling anything like this dress, it’s 100% off at my place.
2. Are you a pirate? Because I want to plunder your booty.
3. Are you a firefighter? Because you’re smokin’ hot and I want to play with your hose.
4. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
5. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
6. Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud and I want you in my bedroom.
7. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
8. Are you a spider? Because I want you to spin me around and make me scream.
9. Are you a dentist? Because I’m about to give you a thorough examination.
10. Are you a microwave? Because mmm… you melt my insides.

Clean Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
2. Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.
3. Are you a drum? Because I want to bang you all night long.
4. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
5. Are you a polar bear? Because you’re breaking the ice between us.
6. Are you a baker? Because I want a piece of your cake.
7. Are you a ninja? Because you snuck into my heart.
8. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me.
9. Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
10. Are you a snowflake? Because you’ve fallen for me.

Cozy Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a blanket? Because you make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
2. Are you a cup of hot cocoa? Because you’re sweet, warm, and I want to cuddle with you.
3. Are you a cozy sweater? Because I want to wrap myself up in you.
4. Are you a fireplace? Because you make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
5. Are you a warm hug? Because being with you feels like coming home.
6. Are you a soft pillow? Because I want to rest my head on you.
7. Are you a comfy couch? Because I want to snuggle up with you and watch movies.
8. Are you a warm bath? Because being with you relaxes me like nothing else.
9. Are you a fuzzy blanket? Because I want to wrap myself up in you and never let go.
10. Are you a cozy night in? Because being with you is all I need to feel content.

Playful Killer Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a traffic light? Because every time I see you, I stop and stare.
2. Are you a butterfly? Because you make my stomach flutter.
3. Are you a balloon? Because you make me feel light and floaty.
4. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to spend hours figuring you out.
5. Are you a rainbow? Because you bring color into my life.
6. Are you a song? Because every time I hear you, I can’t help but smile.
7. Are you a puzzle piece? Because you complete me.
8. Are you a shooting star? Because every time I see you, I make a wish.
9. Are you a shooting star? Because I want to make a wish on you.
10. Are you a flower? Because you brighten up my day.