Sideman Pick Up Lines

If you enjoy watching YouTube’s Sidemen group, you’re surely aware of their amusing—and occasionally embarrassing—attempts to seduce people of the other sex with pick up lines. With their daring and sometimes inappropriate one-liners from JJ to their more subdued and clever remarks from Simon, the Sidemen have given us many hours of pleasure over the years.

We’ll examine some of the most famous Sidemen pick-up lines in more detail and discuss what makes them work (or not) in this blog article. You won’t want to miss this one, regardless of your enjoyment of humor or the Sidemen.

Best Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
8. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
10. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Dirty Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
2. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
3. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
4. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
6. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
7. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
8. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
10. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Short Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
3. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
6. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
7. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
8. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
10. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Funny Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
2. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
4. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
5. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
6. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
7. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
8. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
9. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Cute Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
2. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
3. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
6. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Naughty Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
4. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
6. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
7. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
8. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
10. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Clean Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
3. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
6. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cozy Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a blanket? Because you’re so warm and comforting.
2. Are you a cup of cocoa? Because you make everything cozy.
3. Are you a fireplace? Because I want to snuggle up to you.
4. Are you a hug? Because I want to wrap myself in your arms.
5. Are you a soft pillow? Because I want to rest my head on you.
6. Are you a fuzzy sweater? Because you make me feel so cozy inside.
7. Are you a warm bath? Because being with you feels like relaxation.
8. Are you a fuzzy blanket on a cold night? Because you make everything feel better.
9. Are you a cozy cabin in the woods? Because being with you feels like a retreat.
10. Are you a warm, sunny day? Because being around you feels like pure comfort.

Playful Sideman Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrfect.
2. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
3. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
6. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?