Bar Pick Up Lines

Nightclubs and bars are excellent venues for meeting new people. Sometimes all you need to break the ice is that one liner. All of the pick up lines related to bars are included here. Some of them just work, while others need to be timed just perfectly to be humorous.

These pick up lines center on the dancing, music, and booze that the bar and nightclubs are putting on all around you. Please be aware that there may be some dirtiness to some of these lines. On the other hand, you are probably amenable to tacky and corny pick-up lines if you frequent pubs and clubs. We hope you find our pickupline compilation useful and enjoyable.

Best Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
3. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
4. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
5. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
6. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
7. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
10. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
11. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
12. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
13. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
14. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
15. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
16. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
17. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
18. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
19. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
20. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
21. Do you have a twin? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
22. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
23. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
24. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve made my heart race.
25. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
26. Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
27. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
28. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
29. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
30. Can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels are real?
31. Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
32. Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met The One.
33. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
34. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
35. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
36. If you were a book, you’d be a bestseller.
37. Are you a flower? Because you’ve bloomed in my heart.
38. Can you hold my hand? I want to be able to say I was touched by an angel.
39. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
40. Are you Cinderella? Because when I see you, time stops.
41. Are you a painter? Because you’ve colored my world.
42. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
43. Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
44. If you were a dessert, you’d be a tiramisu.
45. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
46. Do you have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
47. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
48. Are you a genie? Because you’re making my wishes come true.
49. Is your aura blue? Because you’re my boy in blue.

Dirty Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
2. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
3. Is your name homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I should be.
4. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
5. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
6. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
9. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
10. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
11. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
12. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
13. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
14. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
15. Do you have a twin? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
16. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
17. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
18. Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met The One.
19. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
20. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
21. If you were a book, you’d be a bestseller.
22. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve made my heart race.
23. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
24. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
26. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
27. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
28. Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
29. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.

Short Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Nice shoes, wanna hang out?
2. Can I buy you a drink?
3. Is it hot in here?
4. You look amazing.
5. Can I get your number?
6. What’s your name?
7. Are you single?
8. Do you come here often?
9. Can I sit here?
10. You caught my eye.
11. Let’s dance.
12. You have a great smile.
13. Are you free later?
14. Can I call you?
15. You’re stunning.
16. Want to grab coffee?
17. I like your style.
18. You’re gorgeous.
19. You’re beautiful.
20. You look lovely.
21. Are you taken?
22. You’re so pretty.
23. Can I join you?
24. I’m glad I came here tonight.
25. You’re cute.
26. Can I walk you home?
27. I like your vibe.
28. You have nice eyes.
29. You’re charming.
30. Let’s get to know each other.

Funny Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
9. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
11. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
12. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
13. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
14. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
15. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
16. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
17. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve made my heart race.
18. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
19. Do you have a twin? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
20. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
21. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
22. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
23. Can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels are real?
24. Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
25. Are you a flower? Because you’ve bloomed in my heart.
26. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
27. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
28. Are you Cinderella? Because when I see you, time stops.
29. Are you a painter? Because you’ve colored my world.
30. If you were a dessert, you’d be a tiramisu.
31. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
32. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
33. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
34. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
35. If you were a book, you’d be a bestseller.
36. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
37. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
38. Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
39. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
40. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
41. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
42. Is your name homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I should be.
43. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
44. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
45. Can you hold my hand? I want to be able to say I was touched by an angel.
46. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
47. Do you have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Cute Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
9. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
11. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
12. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
13. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
14. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
15. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
16. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
17. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve made my heart race.
18. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

Naughty Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
2. Is your name homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I should be.
3. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
4. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
5. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
6. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
7. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
9. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
10. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
11. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
12. Do you have a twin? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
13. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
14. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve made my heart race.
17. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
18. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
19. Are you a flower? Because you’ve bloomed in my heart.
20. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Clean Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
9. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Cozy Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
9. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
11. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
12. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
13. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
14. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
15. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.

Playful Bar Pick Up Lines

1. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
9. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
11. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
12. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
13. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
14. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
15. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
16. Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve made my heart race.
17. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
18. Do you have a twin? Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
19. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
20. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.