Crying Pick Up Lines

Here are 150+ flirty crying rizz lines for males and crying pick up lines for her. These clever and adorable amusing crying pick up lines about crying are ideal for starting a conversation on Bumble or Tinder and making you not so emotional. For an excellent conversation reaction, impress the females with corny and cheesy crying pick up lines, romantic love notes, or a flirting tears joke.

Best Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it hurts to see you cry.
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever you cry, everyone else disappears.
3. Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection to your tears.
4. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re making me melt with those tears.
5. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity, and I’d spend it wiping away your tears.
6. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and you’re in my dreams, crying.
7. Did you just cry? Because heaven is missing an angel, and I’m here to comfort you.
8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you, even when you cry.
9. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, especially when you’re crying.
10. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction, but seeing you cry is breaking my heart.
11. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you cry, I smile to make your tears disappear.
12. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack, even when you cry.
13. Are you Cinderella? Because when you cry, time stops, and I want to be your prince charming.
14. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, even when you shed a tear.
15. If you were a cat, you’d purr-sistently be breaking my heart with those tears.
16. Did it hurt when you fell? Because falling for you makes me sad to see you cry.
17. Are you a traffic light? Because whenever you cry, I stop and stare at the beauty in your tears.
18. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, even when you’re crying.
19. Did you just come from the pharmacy? Because you’re the cure to my sadness when you cry.
20. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, especially with those teary eyes.
21. Are you a firework? Because your tears light up the room.
22. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print, and I’d read every line to understand why you’re crying.
23. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because thinking about you crying hurts my heart.
24. Are you a dream? Because seeing you cry feels like a nightmare.
25. If you were a star, you’d be the brightest, even when your tears twinkle.

Dirty Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and your tears make me want to explore more.
2. Are you a volcano? Because your tears are erupting, and I want to feel the heat.
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it hurts to see you cry, and I want to make it all better.
4. Are you a fire extinguisher? Because you’re smoking hot, even when your tears are falling.
5. Did you just cry? Because you’re a 10, and I want to be the one to wipe away those tears.
6. Are you a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, especially when you’re crying.
7. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, and I want to be the one to make you smile, not cry.
8. Are you a magician? Because whenever you cry, my clothes magically disappear.
9. Did it hurt when you fell into my dreams? Because I want to be your sweetest nightmare.
10. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass seduction, and your tears are turning me on.
11. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you, even when you cry.
12. Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day, even when your tears are shining.
13. Did you just come from the pharmacy? Because you’re the cure to my blues, especially when you cry.
14. If you were a cat, you’d be a purr-fect seduction, and your tears only make you more irresistible.
15. Are you Cinderella? Because when you cry, time stops, and I want to be your prince charming in bed.
16. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack, even when you shed a tear.
17. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you cry, it’s like an X-rated photo shoot.
18. Did it hurt when you fell? Because falling for you makes me want to catch you in my arms and then some.
19. Are you a traffic light? Because whenever you cry, it’s a red light for anyone else but me.
20. Are you a dictionary? Because you add a whole new meaning to my desires, especially when you’re crying.
21. Did it hurt when you fell into my lap? Because your tears are making me want to get a little closer.
22. Are you a firework? Because your tears light up the room, and I want to be the one to ignite you.
23. If you were words on a page, you’d be in the adult section, and I can’t wait to read every line.
24. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because thinking about you crying is a naughty daydream.
25. Are you a dream? Because seeing you cry feels like a fantasy, and I want to make it come true.

Short Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Are you okay? Because your tears make me want to make you smile.
2. Why the tears? Let me be the reason for your happiness.
3. Did someone hurt you? I’m here to make it all better.
4. Your tears are like diamonds, but I want to see you shine with joy.
5. I can’t stand to see you cry, let me be your shoulder to lean on.
6. Your tears are a puzzle, and I want to be the missing piece.
7. Why the sad face? Let’s turn that frown upside down.
8. I may not have a magic wand, but I can make your tears disappear.
9. Don’t cry, beautiful. Let me be the one to bring back your laughter.
10. Seeing you cry breaks my heart. Can I be the one to mend it?
11. Your tears are a melody, and I want to compose a happy tune.
12. What’s wrong? I want to be the reason you stop shedding tears.
13. Did someone upset you? I’m here to wipe away your troubles.
14. Your tears are like rain, but I want to be your sunshine.
15. Let me be the one to chase away the storm in your eyes.
16. Why so blue? I’ll paint your world with colors of joy.
17. Your tears are a story, and I want to be the happy ending.
18. Don’t cry, sweetheart. Let me be the one to make you smile again.
19. Why the tears, love? I want to be the one to bring you comfort.
20. Seeing you cry is like a rainy day. Let me be your rainbow.
21. Your tears are a river, and I want to be the bridge to happiness.
22. What’s troubling you? I want to be the solution, not the problem.
23. Your tears are a secret, and I want to be the reason you smile.
24. Don’t be sad. I’ll be the one to turn your tears into laughter.
25. Why the tears, sunshine? I want to brighten up your day.
26. Did someone break your heart? I want to be the one to mend it.
27. Your tears are precious, but I want to see you happy.
28. Let me be the one to dry those tears and bring back your joy.
29. Why the tears, dear? I want to be the one to make you feel better.
30. Don’t cry, love. I’ll be the one to make everything okay.

Funny Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever you cry, even my problems disappear.
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your tears are like raindrops from above.
3. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity, and your tears are the drama series I can’t stop watching.
4. Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection to your sob story.
5. Did you just come out of the oven? Because your tears are making the room warm and toasty.
6. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and right now, your tears are in my dreams.
7. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack, even when you’re sniffling.
8. Are you Cinderella? Because when you cry, it’s like midnight, and I want to be your fairy godparent.
9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you, even when you cry.
10. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because thinking about you crying is oddly amusing.
11. Are you a camera? Because every time you cry, it’s like you’re on candid camera.
12. Did you just cry? Because heaven is missing an angel, and I’m here with tissues.
13. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass distraction, and your tears are the plot twist.
14. Are you a fire extinguisher? Because your tears are putting out the fire in my heart.
15. Did you just come from the pharmacy? Because your tears are the prescription for my laughter.
16. If you were a cat, you’d be a purr-fect drama queen, and I’m here for it.
17. Are you a banana? Because even when you cry, you’re still a-peeling.
18. Did you hurt yourself when you fell? Because falling for you makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.
19. If you were a star, you’d be the one that falls, and your tears are the meteor shower.
20. Are you a traffic light? Because whenever you cry, it’s a red light for sadness, and I want to green-light happiness.
21. Did you just cry? Because you’re a 10, and I rate your tears as a 9.5.
22. If you were words on a page, you’d be a comic strip, and your tears are the punchline.
23. Did it hurt when you fell into my lap? Because now I have a lap full of tears and questions.
24. Are you a firework? Because your tears light up the room, and I’m ready for the grand finale.
25. Did you just come out of the freezer? Because your tears are giving me brain freeze from the chill.
26. Are you a dream? Because seeing you cry feels like a nightmare comedy show.
27. Did it hurt when you fell into my inbox? Because your tears just messaged my heart.
28. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a funny-cumber, and your tears are the pickles in the salad of my amusement.
29. Are you a dictionary? Because your tears add a whole new definition to my day.
30. Did you just cry? Because you’re a masterpiece, and your tears are the artist’s signature.

Cute Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a shooting star? Because your tears make wishes come true.
2. Did it hurt when you fell? Because your tears make me want to catch you.
3. If you were a flower, you’d be a cry-santhemum, blooming with beauty.
4. Are you a puzzle piece? Because your tears complete the picture of my heart.
5. Did someone break a mirror? Because your tears are the reflection of true beauty.
6. If you were a song, you’d be the melody in my heart, even when you cry.
7. Are you a rainbow? Because your tears bring color to my world.
8. Did you just come out of the clouds? Because your tears are like raindrops from the sky.
9. Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to be the one to comfort you when you cry.
10. Did you hurt your wings? Because you’re my angel, and your tears make me want to fly to your side.
11. If you were a book, your tears would be the most touching chapter.
12. Are you a cookie? Because your tears are the sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted.
13. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because now, I can’t stop thinking about you.
14. Are you a star? Because your tears light up the darkness in my heart.
15. If you were a movie, your tears would be the heartwarming plot twist.
16. Did you just come from the bakery? Because your tears are like sprinkles on the cupcake of my affection.
17. Are you a butterfly? Because your tears make my stomach flutter with concern.
18. Did someone steal your smile? Because I want to be the reason you grin, not cry.
19. If you were a snowflake, your tears would be the most delicate ones.
20. Are you a daydream? Because your tears are the beautiful interruptions in my thoughts.
21. Did you hurt your halo? Because your tears make me want to be your heavenly comfort.
22. If you were a wish, your tears would be the magic that makes it come true.
23. Are you a treasure? Because your tears are the precious gems in my heart.
24. Did you just come from the garden? Because your tears are like dewdrops on the petals of my feelings.
25. Are you a pillow? Because I want to be the soft place for your tears to rest.
26. Did you just cry? Because your tears are the rain that waters the flowers of our connection.
27. If you were a poem, your tears would be the verses that touch my soul.
28. Are you a cupcake? Because your tears are the icing on the cake of our emotions.
29. Did it hurt when you fell into my world? Because now, you’re the most important part of it.
30. Are you a dreamcatcher? Because your tears are caught in my heart, and I want to make them dreams of joy.
31. Did you just come from the beach? Because your tears are like the gentle waves of my compassion.
32. Are you a starfish? Because your tears are the little arms that reach into my heart.
33. Did it hurt when you fell into my arms? Because now, I want to hold you close and wipe away your tears.
34. Are you a rainbow? Because even in your tears, you bring color to my world.
35. Did you just cry? Because your tears are the most beautiful rain in the garden of our connection.

Cozy Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Did it hurt when you fell? Because your tears make me want to wrap you in a warm blanket.
2. Are you a cup of tea? Because your tears are like cozy sips on a rainy day.
3. If you were a blanket, I’d be the one to cuddle you and keep you warm.
4. Did you just cry? Let me be the cozy pillow where you can rest your worries.
5. Are you a fireplace? Because your tears make me want to light up the warmth around you.
6. If you were a cozy sweater, your tears would be the soft threads of comfort.
7. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because now, I want to create a cozy space for you.
8. Are you a hug? Because I want to be the cozy embrace that eases your tears.
9. Did someone steal your warmth? Because I want to be the one to bring it back.
10. If you were a rainy day, your tears would be the gentle pitter-patter of coziness.
11. Are you a hot cocoa? Because your tears are the sweetness I want to savor.
12. Did it hurt when you fell into my lap? Because now, I want to be the cozy chair where you find comfort.
13. Are you a cozy nook? Because your tears make me want to create a safe space for you.
14. If you were a soft blanket fort, your tears would be the secret entrance to my heart.
15. Did you just cry? Because I want to be the cozy quilt that soothes your soul.

Clean Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a shooting star? Because your tears make wishes come true.
2. Did it hurt when you fell? Because your tears make me want to catch you.
3. If you were a flower, you’d be a cry-santhemum, blooming with beauty.
4. Are you a puzzle piece? Because your tears complete the picture of my heart.
5. Did someone break a mirror? Because your tears are the reflection of true beauty.
6. If you were a song, you’d be the melody in my heart, even when you cry.
7. Are you a rainbow? Because your tears bring color to my world.
8. Did you just come out of the clouds? Because your tears are like raindrops from the sky.
9. Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to be the one to comfort you when you cry.
10. Did you hurt your wings? Because you’re my angel, and your tears make me want to fly to your side.
11. If you were a book, your tears would be the most touching chapter.
12. Are you a cookie? Because your tears are the sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted.
13. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because now, I can’t stop thinking about you.
14. Are you a star? Because your tears light up the darkness in my heart.
15. If you were a movie, your tears would be the heartwarming plot twist.
16. Did you just come from the bakery? Because your tears are like sprinkles on the cupcake of my affection.
17. Are you a butterfly? Because your tears make my stomach flutter with concern.
18. Did someone steal your smile? Because I want to be the reason you grin, not cry.

Naughty Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your tears are angelic, and I want to be your devilish comfort.
2. Are you a firework? Because your tears light up the room, and I’m ready for the sparks to fly.
3. Did you hurt yourself when you fell into my thoughts? Because now, I can’t stop thinking about your naughty side.
4. Are you a camera? Because every time you cry, it’s like an intimate photoshoot.
5. Did it hurt when you fell into my lap? Because now, I have a front-row seat to your seductive tears.
6. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, and I’m ready to pickle your desires.
7. Are you a traffic light? Because whenever you cry, it’s a red light for everyone else, and I want to go full speed ahead.
8. Did you just cry? Because you’re a perfect 10, and I’d rate your tears as a 9.5 on the naughty scale.
9. Are you a dictionary? Because your tears add a whole new definition to my desires.
10. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because thinking about you crying is a naughty daydream.
11. Are you a fire extinguisher? Because your tears are putting out the fire in my heart, and I want to relight it with passion.
12. Did you just come from the pharmacy? Because your tears are the prescription for my naughtiness.
13. If you were words on a page, you’d be in the adult section, and I can’t wait to read every line.
14. Are you Cinderella? Because when you cry, time stops, and I want to be your prince charming in bed.
15. Did you just come out of the oven? Because your tears are making the room steamy, and I’m ready to turn up the heat.
16. Are you a dream? Because seeing you cry feels like a naughty fantasy, and I want to make it come true.
17. Did it hurt when you fell into my inbox? Because your tears just messaged my heart, and I want to reply with something naughty.
18. Are you a shooting star? Because your tears make my wishes go from innocent to naughty.
19. Did you just cry? Because you’re a masterpiece, and your tears are the artist’s signature – a little bit naughty.
20. Are you a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I want to explore the naughty territories.

Playful Crying Pick Up Lines

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your tears are like soft raindrops.
2. Are you a puzzle piece? Because your tears complete the playful picture of my day.
3. If you were a cat, your tears would be the purr-fect playful mischief.
4. Did you just cry? Because your tears are the funny plot twist in my story.
5. Are you a ticklish feather? Because your tears make my heart giggle.
6. If you were a funny joke, your tears would be the punchline.
7. Did it hurt when you fell into my thoughts? Because your tears are the playful daydreams in my mind.
8. Are you a joyful bounce? Because your tears make me want to playfully catch you.
9. If you were a playful breeze, your tears would be the gentle tickle in the air.
10. Did someone steal your laughter? Because I want to be the reason you smile again.
11. Are you a playful puppy? Because your tears are the wagging tail of emotions.
12. Did it hurt when you fell into my lap? Because your tears are the playful surprise in my day.
13. If you were a silly dance, your tears would be the twirls in my heart.
14. Are you a playful riddle? Because your tears are the intriguing answer I want to discover.
15. Did you just cry? Because your tears are the playful mystery in my life.
16. If you were a prank, your tears would be the mischievous surprise.
17. Are you a funny story? Because your tears are the amusing plot twist.
18. Did it hurt when you fell into my inbox? Because your tears are the playful messages in my heart.
19. Are you a ticklish feather? Because your tears make my heart laugh with joy.
20. If you were a playful melody, your tears would be the charming notes in my day.