Something that’s not meant for everyone comes to mind when you hear the word “dark.” You’re right about it, too. Given that black humor makes light of contentious subjects, not everyone finds it hilarious. Here are some pick-up lines, nevertheless, that you may try on someone who shares your enjoyment of them.
Best Dark Pick Up Lines
- Are you a vampire? Because my heart stopped when I saw you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears – just like my victims.
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity of darkness.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you a ghost? Because you’ve haunted my dreams.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and it’s getting creepy.
- Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, even the darkness.
- Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and it’s starting to feel like a horror movie.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud and annoying.
- Are you a black hole? Because you just sucked the light out of my day.
- Are you a zombie? Because I’ve lost all control when I’m around you.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the darkest night.
- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you a spider? Because you just caught my heart in your web.
- Is your name Jack? Because you’re making my heart sink like the Titanic.
- Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Are you a tornado? Because you just swept me off my feet.
- Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
- Is your name Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
- Are you a ghostwriter? Because you just authored my dreams.
- Can I borrow your pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
- Are you a ninja? Because you snuck into my heart.
- Are you a haunted house? Because I’m getting lost in your corridors.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
- Are you a vampire? Because you’ve got my heart under your spell.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because when I see you, time stops.
- Are you a ghost? Because you’ve just made my heart transparent.
- Can I borrow a pencil? I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Are you a fortune teller? Because my future is looking brighter with you.
- Are you a bat? Because I’m going batty over you.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show my mom what true love looks like?
- Are you a storm? Because you’ve stirred up a whirlwind in my heart.
- Are you a skeleton? Because you just rattled my bones.
- Is your name Wanda? Because you’ve created a vision in my mind.
- Are you a nightmare? Because I never want to wake up from you.
- Are you a shadow? Because you’ve cast your presence on my heart.
- Can I follow you? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you a black hole? Because you’ve sucked me into your gravity.
- Are you a candle? Because you’ve lit up the darkest corners of my heart.
- Is your name Alice? Because you’ve just taken me to Wonderland.
Short Dark Pick Up Lines
- Are you a vampire? Heart stopped, you’re the reason.
- Magician? You make everyone else disappear.
- Beauty, time, eternity – all dark with you.
- Follow you home? My dreams say yes.
- Ghost in my dreams – that’s you.
- Cu-Te, like you and chemistry.
- Lost in your eyes, getting creepy.
- Camera smile, every time I see you.
- Google search: Found darkness, found you.
- Map, lost, your eyes, horror movie.
- Parking ticket? Fine, you caught me.
- Band-Aid, scraped knee, falling for you.
- Fire alarm, loud, annoying, like my heart.
- Black hole, sucked the light away.
- Zombie control lost when you’re near.
- Name or mine? You choose.
- Picture – show Santa my wish.
- Love at first sight? Walk by again?
- Star – beauty lights the night.
- Wi-fi connection, feeling it.
- Alien – abducted heart, by you.
- Follow dreams – mom’s advice.
- Spider, caught my heart in your web.
- Jack sank, my heart with you.
- Tie shoes, not falling for others.
- Tornado, swept off my feet.
- Cat purring, like my heart.
- Dementor took my breath away.
- Ghostwriter – authored my dreams.
- Borrow pen – write our moment.
- Ninja – snuck into my heart.
- Haunted house – lost in corridors.
- Sunburn or always hot?
- Time traveler – future with you.
- Vampire spell, heart captive.
Flirty Dark Pick Up Lines
- Vampire charm, heart’s alarm.
- Magician’s trick, you – my pick.
- Eternity with you, beauty in dark view.
- Follow dreams home, where you roam.
- Ghostly dreams, where darkness gleams.
- Cu-Te chemistry, you and me.
- Lost in your eyes, a sweet surprise.
- Camera smile, captivated awhile.
- Google search: dark allure, found in you.
- Map to your heart, a mysterious art.
- Parking ticket of love, you’re above.
- Band-Aid on my heart, you’re the art.
- Fire alarm ringing, heart singing.
- Black hole attraction, love in action.
- Zombie-like trance, caught in a romance.
- Name or mine, in love we entwine.
- Picture-perfect wish, sealed with a kiss.
- Love at first sight, walk by, ignite.
- Starry night beauty, your charm’s duty.
- Wi-fi connection, heart’s affection.
- Alien abduction, heart’s seduction.
- Following dreams, so it seems.
- Spider’s web, love’s ebb.
- Jack’s heart sank, yours I thank.
- Tying shoes, no one else to choose.
- Tornado of love, swept from above.
- Cat’s purr, love’s whisper.
- Dementor’s kiss, pure bliss.
- Ghostwriter of my dreams, love’s schemes.
- Penning our story, love’s glory.
Funny Dark Pick Up Lines
- Vampire or not, heart’s got a plot.
- Magician’s game, you’re not to blame.
- Eternity’s joke, with you, I poke.
- Follow dreams, weirder it seems.
- Ghostly presence, no pretense.
- Cu-Te chemistry, a love decree.
- Lost in your eyes, like searching for fries.
- Camera smile, capturing the absurd.
- Google search: found love, not disturbed.
- Map to your heart, lost from the start.
- Parking ticket, love’s fine print.
- Band-Aid on my heart, playing the part.
- Fire alarm ringing, heart’s singing.
- Black hole attraction, a funny reaction.
- Zombie trance, a goofy dance.
- Name or mine, like a cheesy line.
- Picture-perfect wish, like a fish.
- Love at first sight, sounds just right.
- Starry night beauty, feels fruity.
- Wi-fi connection, a quirky affection.
- Alien abduction, a silly deduction.
- Following dreams, or so it seems.
- Spider’s web, love’s ebb.
- Jack’s heart sank, but I just blank.
- Tying shoes, like clownish moves.
- Tornado of love, like a tale from above.
- Cat’s purr, a laughable stir.
- Dementor’s kiss, hit or miss.
- Ghostwriter’s plot, a comedy lot.
- Penning our story, love’s glory – not gory.
Cute Dark Pick Up Lines
- Vampire charm, no harm, just warm.
- Magician’s touch, love’s clutch.
- Eternity with you, forever true.
- Follow dreams home, where we roam.
- Ghostly dreams, where love beams.
- Cu-Te chemistry, you and me, perfect symmetry.
- Lost in your eyes, a sweet surprise.
- Camera smile, stay for a while.
- Google search: found love, stars above.
- Map to your heart, where love’s art.
- Parking ticket of love, skies above.
- Band-Aid on my heart, never to part.
- Fire alarm ringing, love’s singing.
- Black hole attraction, sweet interaction.
- Zombie trance, love’s sweet dance.
- Name or mine, love’s design.
- Picture-perfect wish, sweet as a dish.
- Love at first sight, heart’s delight.
- Starry night beauty, love’s duty.
- Wi-fi connection, heart’s affection.
