Dirty Pickup Lines

  1. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  2. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  3. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
  4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and let you have another look at my behind?
  5. Do you like dragons? Because I’m gonna be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  7. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  8. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  9. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  10. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  11. Do you like soda? Because I’d mount and do you.
  12. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  13. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  14. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  15. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  16. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  17. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  18. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  19. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  20. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  22. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  23. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  24. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  25. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  26. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  27. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  28. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  29. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  30. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  31. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  32. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  33. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  34. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  35. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  36. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  37. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  38. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  39. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  40. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  41. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  42. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  43. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  44. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  45. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  46. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  47. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  48. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  49. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  50. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  51. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  52. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  53. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  54. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  55. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  56. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  57. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  58. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  59. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  60. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  61. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  62. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  63. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  64. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  65. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  66. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  67. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  68. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  69. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  70. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  71. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  72. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  73. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  74. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  75. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  76. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  77. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  78. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  79. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  80. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  81. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  82. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  83. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  84. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  85. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  86. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  87. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  88. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  89. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  90. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  91. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  92. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  93. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  94. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  95. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  96. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  97. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  98. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  99. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  100. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  101. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  102. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  103. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  104. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  105. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  106. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  107. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  108. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  109. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  110. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  111. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  112. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  113. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  114. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  115. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  116. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  117. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  118. Excuse me, but I think the stars are out tonight. Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
  119. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  120. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  121. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  122. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  123. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  124. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
  125. Do you have a twin? Because you just seem like the type I’d like to meet twice.
  126. Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else.
  127. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  128. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  129. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  130. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
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