Introvert Pick Up Lines

You will love this Twitter hashtag: Introvert Pick Up Lines if, like most introverts, your ideal date night includes watching too much Netflix and getting takeaway. And it comes shortly before Valentine’s Day. These are some of my best pick up lines. To be honest, I would definitely collapse if someone said something along these lines to me. But since I’m an introvert and I keep my emotions to myself, you would likely never know it.

Best Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out.
2. You must be a Wi-Fi signal because I’m really feeling a connection.
3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
4. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
5. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off?
9. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
10. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
11. Excuse me, but I think the stars are aligned and pointing me towards you.
12. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
13. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
14. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
15. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about we exchange them?
16. Do you like puzzles? Because my life feels like one without you.
17. Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.
18. Are you made of sugar? Because you’re really sweet.
19. You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
20. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
21. Do you believe in love? Or should I walk by again?
22. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
23. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
24. Can you lend me a pencil? I want to erase your past and write our future.
25. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
26. You must be a camera, because every time I look at you, I smile.
27. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
28. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.
29. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
30. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
31. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
32. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
33. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
34. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
35. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
36. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
37. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
38. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
39. You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet.
40. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
41. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
42. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
43. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
44. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
45. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
46. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
47. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
48. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect.
49. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

Dirty Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a private library? Because I want to check you out and keep you all to myself.
2. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you out and then take you to dinner.
3. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte… in bed.
4. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
5. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together.
6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
7. Are you a firework? Because you light up my night.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
9. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
10. Are you a campfire? Because you make my marshmallow melt.
11. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… and also, it’s bleeding a bit.
12. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful… and I want to mess it up.
13. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I’m willing to pay the fine.
14. Are you a dictionary? Because you define everything I’ve ever wanted.
15. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… and I’m willing to invest.
16. Are you a couch? Because I want to cuddle up with you.
17. Are you a rainbow? Because you add color to my life… and I want to taste the rainbow.
18. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet… and now I want to sweep you off yours.
19. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and I want to peel away your layers.
20. Are you a star? Because you shine brighter than any other… and I want to explore your universe.
21. Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself in you… and I like what I see.
22. Are you a butterfly? Because you give me butterflies… in my stomach.
23. Are you a candle? Because you light up my life… and I want to extinguish you.
24. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect… and I want to pet you.
25. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together… piece by piece.
26. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile… and I want to capture that smile forever.
27. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you… to the ground floor.
28. Are you a campfire? Because you make my marshmallow melt… and I want to roast you.
29. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… and I need someone to kiss it better.
30. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful… and I want to make beautiful things with you.
31. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I want to pay the fine with kisses.

Short Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down.
2. Can I borrow your pen? I need to write down your number.
3. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
6. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
7. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
8. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
10. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.
11. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
12. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
13. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
14. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
15. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
16. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
17. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
18. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
20. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
22. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
23. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.
24. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
25. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
26. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
27. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
28. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
29. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

Funny Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears…and I’m left wondering how you did that.
2. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te… and a little nerdy.
4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber… and I’d probably still forget to eat you.
5. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more…but only if you don’t burn me.
6. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes… and Google Maps isn’t helping.
7. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest… and I’m not sure if I can afford you.
8. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect… and I’m allergic, but I’ll risk it.
9. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because I’m terrible with names and yours seems easy to remember.
10. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox… and I thought you should know.
11. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I’m not even mad about it.
12. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful… and now I want to redecorate.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Because I could use the exercise.
14. Are you a dictionary? Because you define everything I’ve ever wanted… and that’s a lot of pressure.
15. Are you a traffic cone? Because I’d definitely slow down for you… even though I’m usually in a hurry.
16. Are you a volcano? Because you make my lava flow… and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing.
17. Are you a sofa? Because you’re soft, comfortable, and I want to spend all day with you… until I get hungry.
18. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile… and then immediately regret not wearing my nice shirt.
19. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte… but not as much as I like coffee.
20. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas… and also prove that angels exist.
21. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet… and now I’m covered in dust.
22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I’m starting to think it’s not a coincidence.
23. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you… to the lobby.
24. Are you a campfire? Because you make my marshmallow melt… and also because I’m slightly terrified of you.
25. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and also because I’m hungry.
26. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together… and then probably lose a few pieces.
27. Are you a butterfly? Because you give me butterflies… and also because I’m terrified of butterflies.
28. Are you a candle? Because you light up my life… and also because I’m afraid of the dark.
29. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect… and also because I’m allergic.
30. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together… and then immediately lose interest.
31. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile… and then I remember that I have a weird smile.
32. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte… but not as much as I like coffee.
33. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas… and also prove that angels exist.
34. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet… and now I’m covered in dust.
35. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I’m starting to think it’s not a coincidence.
36. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you… to the lobby.
37. Are you a campfire? Because you make my marshmallow melt… and also because I’m slightly terrified of you.
38. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and also because I’m hungry.
39. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together… and then probably lose a few pieces.
40. Are you a butterfly? Because you give me butterflies… and also because I’m terrified of butterflies.
41. Are you a candle? Because you light up my life… and also because I’m afraid of the dark.
42. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect… and also because I’m allergic.

Cute Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
2. Can I borrow your pen? I need to write down your number.
3. Are you a star? Because you shine brighter than any other.
4. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect.
5. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
6. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together.
7. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
8. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
10. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
11. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
12. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Naughty Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a private library? Because I want to check you out and keep you all to myself.
2. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you out and then take you to dinner.
3. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte… in bed.
4. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
5. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together.
6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
7. Are you a firework? Because you light up my night.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
9. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
10. Are you a campfire? Because you make my marshmallow melt.
11. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… and also, it’s bleeding a bit.
12. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful… and I want to mess it up.
13. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I’m willing to pay the fine.
14. Are you a dictionary? Because you define everything I’ve ever wanted.
15. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… and I’m willing to invest.
16. Are you a couch? Because I want to cuddle up with you.
17. Are you a rainbow? Because you add color to my life… and I want to taste the rainbow.
18. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet… and now I want to sweep you off yours.
19. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and I want to peel away your layers.
20. Are you a star? Because you shine brighter than any other… and I want to explore your universe.

Clean Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a library book? Because I can’t put you down.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.
3. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
6. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
7. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
9. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
10. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
11. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
12. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
14. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
16. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
17. Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting me over here.
18. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
19. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
20. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
21. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
22. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Cozy Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a sweater? Because you look cozy and warm.
2. Can I share my blanket with you? I promise not to hog it.
3. Are you a fireplace? Because I want to snuggle up close to you.
4. Are you a cup of hot cocoa? Because you make me feel all warm inside.
5. Can I hold your hand? It’s chilly out here.
6. Are you a fuzzy blanket? Because I want to wrap myself up in you.
7. Can I borrow your hoodie? It smells really nice.
8. Are you a warm hug? Because I could really use one right now.
9. Can I sit next to you? You seem like you give good cuddles.
10. Are you a cozy nook? Because I want to curl up with a book next to you.
11. Can I lean on you? You seem like you’d make a good pillow.
12. Are you a soft pillow? Because I want to lay my head on you.
13. Can I borrow your scarf? It looks really soft and warm.
14. Are you a fuzzy sock? Because you make me feel all snug and happy.
15. Can I share my blanket with you? I promise not to hog it.

Playful Introvert Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together… piece by piece.
2. Are you a butterfly? Because you give me butterflies… in my stomach.
3. Are you a candle? Because you light up my life… and I want to extinguish you.
4. Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect… and I want to pet you.
5. Are you a puzzle? Because I want to lay you down and put you together… piece by piece.
6. Are you a traffic cone? Because I’d definitely slow down for you… even though I’m usually in a hurry.
7. Are you a volcano? Because you make my lava flow… and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing.
8. Are you a sofa? Because you’re soft, comfortable, and I want to spend all day with you… until I get hungry.
9. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile… and then immediately regret not wearing my nice shirt.
10. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte… but not as much as I like coffee.
11. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas… and also prove that angels exist.
12. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet… and now I’m covered in dust.
13. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you… and I’m starting to think it’s not a coincidence.
14. Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you… to the lobby.
15. Are you a campfire? Because you make my marshmallow melt… and also because I’m slightly terrified of you.