Worst Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “FINE” written all over you.
  3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  4. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  5. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
  7. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  8. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  9. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  10. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  13. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
  14. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  15. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  16. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
  17. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
  18. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  19. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  20. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  22. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  23. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we’re meant to meet.
  24. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
  25. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  26. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
  27. Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine, because you look like a snack.
  28. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
  29. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
  30. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  31. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  32. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  33. Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  34. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  35. Is there an airport nearby or is it just my heart taking off?
  36. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  37. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  38. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
  39. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  40. Are you a candle? Because you light up my life.
  41. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  42. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  43. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  44. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
  45. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  46. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  47. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  48. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
  49. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  50. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  51. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  52. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  53. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  54. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  55. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  56. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  57. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  58. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  59. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  60. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  61. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  62. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  63. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  64. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  65. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
  66. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  67. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  68. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
  69. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  70. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  71. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  72. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  73. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  74. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  75. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  76. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  77. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  78. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
  79. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  80. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  81. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  82. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  83. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  84. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  85. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  86. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  87. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  88. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  89. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
  90. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  91. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  92. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  93. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  94. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  95. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  96. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  97. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  98. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  99. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  100. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
  101. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  102. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  103. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  104. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  105. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  106. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  107. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  108. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  109. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  110. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  111. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
  112. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  113. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  114. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  115. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  116. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaam!
  117. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring.
  118. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  119. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  120. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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