Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

Have you ever used a pick up lines on someone? I have not. And without a doubt, if I did, I would completely blow it, forget the line, and most likely end up apologizing sorry while running away weeping.

Some may argue that’s because I lack confidence, to which I respond, “You bet I do!”

That’s why I felt it would be amusing to construct pick up lines that better suited my style of both willful and unintentional self deprecation.

I hope you enjoy it, even though I know you probably won’t. (Do you see what I did there?)

Best Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I’m around, everyone disappears.
2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
5. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
6. Are you WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection, but I’m not sure if it’s strong enough.
7. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you.
8. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
9. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
10. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
11. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
12. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
13. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
14. Are you a vegetable? Because you’re a cute-cumber.
15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
16. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
17. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me feline a certain way.
18. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
19. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
20. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
21. Are you an angel? Because I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven.
22. Are you a sunburn? Because you’re hot and leave me feeling uncomfortable.
23. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
24. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
25. Are you a star? Because you light up my life.
26. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice.
27. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
28. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me.
29. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room.
30. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you.
31. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you.
32. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance.
33. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
34. Are you a traffic sign? Because stop signs never looked so good until I saw you.
35. Are you a star? Because you’re out of this world.
36. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
37. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
38. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
39. Are you a sharpie? Because you make everything bold and colorful.
40. Are you a pilot? Because you just made my heart take off.
41. Are you a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
42. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
43. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
44. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
45. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart.
46. Are you a book? Because every time I open you up, I learn something new.
47. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart.
48. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside.
49. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
50. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you.

Dirty Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you and I’m just a mess.
2. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile like an idiot.
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m just hoping you don’t decline me.
4. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I’m just a little burnt out.
5. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just filled with empty words.
6. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just doughy and plain.
7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and I’m just a mess of elements.
8. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile awkwardly.
9. Are you a vegetable? Because you’re a cute-cumber, and I’m just a potato.
10. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you, and I’m just a mess of mistakes.
11. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful, and I’m just a cluttered mess.
12. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me feline a certain way, and I’m just allergic.
13. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you, and I’m just a tiny building.
14. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m just a debt.
15. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart, and I’m just lost in space.
16. Are you an angel? Because I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven, and I’m just a fallen sinner.
17. Are you a sunburn? Because you’re hot and leave me feeling uncomfortable, and I’m just sensitive.
18. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me, and I’m just dinner.
19. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam! and I’m just a little stream.
20. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
21. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
22. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
23. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
24. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
25. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.
26. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you, and I’m just stuck on the ground floor.
27. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance, and I’m just an ordinary person.
28. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m just invisible.
29. Are you a traffic sign? Because stop signs never looked so good until I saw you, and I’m just lost in the intersection.
30. Are you a star? Because you’re out of this world, and I’m just a planet in orbit.
31. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future, and I’m just stuck in the past.
32. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type, and I’m just a typo.
33. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest, and I’m just a loan default.
34. Are you a sharpie? Because you make everything bold and colorful, and I’m just a dull pencil.
35. Are you a pilot? Because you just made my heart take off, and I’m just grounded.
36. Are you a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I’m just directionless.
37. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burned marshmallow.
38. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a jumble of words.
39. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a loaf.
40. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.

Cozy Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a blanket? Because I want to curl up with you and forget about the world.
2. Are you a fireplace? Because you make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
3. Are you a mug of hot cocoa? Because you’re comforting and I just need a sip.
4. Are you a soft pillow? Because I want to rest my head on you and forget my worries.
5. Are you a cozy sweater? Because being around you feels like a warm hug.
6. Are you a cozy corner? Because I want to snuggle up with you and read a book.
7. Are you a fluffy blanket? Because I want to wrap myself in you and forget about everything else.
8. Are you a cozy cabin? Because I want to escape with you and enjoy the peace and quiet.
9. Are you a warm bath? Because being with you feels like relaxation after a long day.
10. Are you a fuzzy blanket? Because I want to snuggle up with you and watch movies all day.
11. Are you a warm cup of tea? Because being around you feels soothing and calming.
12. Are you a crackling fire? Because you make me feel cozy and content.
13. Are you a soft bed? Because I want to cuddle with you and drift off into dreamland.
14. Are you a soft throw pillow? Because I want to hold you close and forget about everything else.
15. Are you a cozy nook? Because I want to hide away with you and forget about the outside world.
16. Are you a fluffy comforter? Because being with you feels like being wrapped in love.
17. Are you a warm embrace? Because being around you feels like coming home.
18. Are you a snug sweater? Because I want to be close to you and feel your warmth.
19. Are you a crackling fireplace? Because you make me feel cozy and safe.
20. Are you a soft blanket fort? Because I want to build a cozy hideaway with you.
21. Are you a cup of hot cocoa? Because you warm me up inside and make me feel good.
22. Are you a warm hug? Because being with you feels like being wrapped in love.
23. Are you a soft scarf? Because I want to be close to you and feel your warmth.
24. Are you a crackling bonfire? Because you make me feel cozy and content.
25. Are you a comfy chair? Because I want to sit with you and relax.
26. Are you a fuzzy robe? Because being with you feels like a comforting embrace.
27. Are you a soft blanket? Because I want to snuggle up with you and forget about the world.
28. Are you a warm cup of coffee? Because being around you feels like a comforting ritual.
29. Are you a cozy couch? Because I want to cuddle with you and watch movies all night.
30. Are you a crackling campfire? Because you make me feel cozy and content.

Playful Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a playground? Because I want to swing by and hang out with you.
2. Are you a merry-go-round? Because I want to spin around in circles with you.
3. Are you a sandbox? Because I want to build sandcastles with you and make a mess.
4. Are you a seesaw? Because I want to go up and down with you and have fun.
5. Are you a slide? Because I want to slide into your life and have a good time.
6. Are you a jungle gym? Because I want to climb all over you and have an adventure.
7. Are you a hopscotch? Because I want to hop around with you and play games.
8. Are you a game of tag? Because I want to chase after you and have fun.
9. Are you a game of hide and seek? Because I want to find you and never let you go.
10. Are you a game of Red Rover? Because I want you to come over and hold my hand tight.
11. Are you a game of dodgeball? Because I want to dodge everything except your love.
12. Are you a game of four square? Because I want to bounce back and forth with you.
13. Are you a game of kickball? Because I want to kick it with you and have a blast.
14. Are you a game of Simon says? Because I want to do whatever you say and have fun.
15. Are you a game of musical chairs? Because I want to find a seat next to you and never leave.
16. Are you a game of leapfrog? Because I want to leap over obstacles with you by my side.
17. Are you a game of hopscotch? Because I want to hop around with you and have fun.
18. Are you a game of tug of war? Because I want to pull you close and never let go.
19. Are you a game of capture the flag? Because I want to capture your heart and never let it go.
20. Are you a game of tag? Because I want to chase after you and have fun.
21. Are you a game of hide and seek? Because I want to find you and never let you go.
22. Are you a game of Red Rover? Because I want you to come over and hold my hand tight.
23. Are you a game of dodgeball? Because I want to dodge everything except your love.
24. Are you a game of four square? Because I want to bounce back and forth with you.
25. Are you a game of kickball? Because I want to kick it with you and have a blast.
26. Are you a game of Simon says? Because I want to do whatever you say and have fun.
27. Are you a game of musical chairs? Because I want to find a seat next to you and never leave.
28. Are you a game of leapfrog? Because I want to leap over obstacles with you by my side.
29. Are you a game of tug of war? Because I want to pull you close and never let go.
30. Are you a game of capture the flag? Because I want to capture your heart and never let it go.

Funny Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m just a broke joke.
2. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart, and I’m just an earthling.
3. Are you an angel? Because I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven, and I’m just a lost soul.
4. Are you a sunburn? Because you’re hot and leave me feeling uncomfortable, and I’m just a pale ghost.
5. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me, and I’m just a human snack.
6. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam! and I’m just a clumsy critter.
7. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just a dim bulb.
8. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a low battery.
9. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just a fruit loop.
10. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
11. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just waxing poetic.
12. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just a sole survivor.
13. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you, and I’m just stuck on the ground floor.
14. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance, and I’m just a sidekick.
15. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m just a disappearing act.
16. Are you a traffic sign? Because stop signs never looked so good until I saw you, and I’m just stuck in neutral.
17. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future, and I’m just stuck in the past.
18. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type, and I’m just a typo.
19. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a lab rat.
20. Are you a book? Because every time I open you up, I learn something new, and I’m just a dog-eared page.
21. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
22. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
23. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
24. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
25. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
26. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
27. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
28. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
29. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
30. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.

Clean Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile awkwardly.
2. Are you a vegetable? Because you’re a cute-cumber, and I’m just a potato.
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you, and I’m just a mess of mistakes.
4. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful, and I’m just a cluttered mess.
5. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me feline a certain way, and I’m just allergic.
6. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you, and I’m just a tiny building.
7. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m just a debt.
8. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart, and I’m just lost in space.
9. Are you an angel? Because I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven, and I’m just a fallen sinner.
10. Are you a sunburn? Because you’re hot and leave me feeling uncomfortable, and I’m just sensitive.
11. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me, and I’m just dinner.
12. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam! and I’m just a little stream.
13. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
14. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
15. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
16. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
17. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
18. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.
19. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you, and I’m just stuck on the ground floor.
20. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance, and I’m just an ordinary person.

Corny Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a cat? Because you’ve got me feline a certain way, and I’m just allergic.
2. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you, and I’m just a tiny building.
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m just a debt.
4. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart, and I’m just lost in space.
5. Are you an angel? Because I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven, and I’m just a fallen sinner.
6. Are you a sunburn? Because you’re hot and leave me feeling uncomfortable, and I’m just sensitive.
7. Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me, and I’m just dinner.
8. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam! and I’m just a little stream.
9. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
10. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
11. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
12. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
13. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
14. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.
15. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you, and I’m just stuck on the ground floor.
16. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance, and I’m just an ordinary person.
17. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m just a disappearing act.
18. Are you a traffic sign? Because stop signs never looked so good until I saw you, and I’m just stuck in neutral.
19. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future, and I’m just stuck in the past.
20. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type, and I’m just a typo.

Short Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
2. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
3. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
4. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
5. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
6. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
7. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
8. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
9. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
10. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
11. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
12. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
13. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
14. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
15. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.
16. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you, and I’m just stuck on the ground floor.
17. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance, and I’m just an ordinary person.
18. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m just a disappearing act.
19. Are you a traffic sign? Because stop signs never looked so good until I saw you, and I’m just stuck in neutral.
20. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future, and I’m just stuck in the past.
21. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type, and I’m just a typo.
22. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a lab rat.
23. Are you a book? Because every time I open you up, I learn something new, and I’m just a dog-eared page.
24. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
25. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
26. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
27. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
28. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
29. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
30. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.

Cute Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
2. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
3. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
4. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
5. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
6. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
7. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
8. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
9. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
10. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
11. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
12. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
13. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
14. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
15. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.

Clever Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
2. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
3. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
4. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
5. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
6. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.
7. Are you an elevator? Because I feel like I’m going up whenever I’m around you, and I’m just stuck on the ground floor.
8. Are you a superhero? Because you’ve got me in a super trance, and I’m just an ordinary person.
9. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m just a disappearing act.
10. Are you a traffic sign? Because stop signs never looked so good until I saw you, and I’m just stuck in neutral.
11. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future, and I’m just stuck in the past.
12. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type, and I’m just a typo.
13. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a lab rat.
14. Are you a book? Because every time I open you up, I learn something new, and I’m just a dog-eared page.
15. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
16. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
17. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
18. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
19. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
20. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
21. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
22. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
23. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
24. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
25. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.

Cringey Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
2. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
3. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
4. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
5. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
6. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
7. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
8. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
9. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
10. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
11. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
12. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
13. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
14. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
15. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.

Naughty Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
2. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
3. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
4. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
5. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
6. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
7. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
8. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
9. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
10. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
11. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
12. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
13. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
14. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
15. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.

Awesome Self Deprecating Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you, and I’m just a fridge magnet.
2. Are you a puzzle? Because I’m missing a piece without you, and I’m just a scattered jigsaw.
3. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more, and I’m just a burnt marshmallow.
4. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I’m just a blank page.
5. Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns, and I’m just a burnt loaf.
6. Are you a scientist? Because you’ve discovered the formula to my heart, and I’m just a failed experiment.
7. Are you a flower? Because you’ve blossomed in my heart, and I’m just a wilted petal.
8. Are you a tea bag? Because you make me feel all warm and cozy inside, and I’m just steeping.
9. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness, and I’m just a hypochondriac.
10. Are you a star? Because you light up my life, and I’m just dark and empty.
11. Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d quickly run out of juice, and I’m just a dead battery.
12. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling, and I’m just bruised.
13. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lyin’ next to me, and I’m just a fish out of water.
14. Are you a candle? Because you light up the room, and I’m just wax.
15. Are you a shoe? Because I’d like to be tied down with you, and I’m just untied laces.